更新时间:2026-03-06 03:14:26 | 人气:168027 | 作者:奉怡辰, |
他居然用叉子去插电源,结果被电击。
戏仿自澳大利亚地铁安全公益广告,这个恶搞的重点是在各种电影中蠢蠢的死法。
2026-03-06 03:14:27
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湘君夜降骑青鸾,金钿落地光团团
湘君夜降骑青鸾,金钿落地光团团。
一声新雁一声秋,独向江楼倚莫愁
一声新雁一声秋,独向江楼倚莫愁。
十日西风便老成,挽回金气愈高明
十日西风便老成,挽回金气愈高明。
奈何不解饮,而喜鲸吸川
去经十数里,霜露凄枯田。